Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Today's Morning Radio Surprise Song:
The Whores Hustle and The Hustlers Whore.

Today's Greatest Annoyance: People repeatedly ordering me to 'Smile!' Why do I need to smile so you feel better? What if I want to frown? What, I can't frown?

Why Being Told to Smile Bugs the Heck Out of Me by Rebecca:

  • I don't go around telling fat girls to lose weight.
  • Smiling all the time is for crazy people.
  • Perhaps I was in deep thought, interrupted by your trite command to 'smile!'
  • Don't you tell me what I need to do.
  • The end.

    P.S. If you tell me to smile and I don't want to, don't challenge it. I've obviously decided I don't want my facial expressions to be commanded and don't want to hear, 'But you're such a pretty girl when you smile!' What the fuck.

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